question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
There really should be an "avoid ghetto" option on my GPS.
I just remembered we said the Lord's Prayer before we went out last night.
He wanted a handjob during a John Wayne movie. I just couldn't find it in my heart to disrespect that man. John Wayne that is.
I met her tumbling down the stairs chugging Captain Morgan. I'm not sure why she has the better reputation either.
still using moms red Christmas cookie plate she sent to cut lines on. not sure I can return with a clear conscious
Little boy scout stared at me with judgmental looks while I bought 3 bottles of liquor but refused to buy popcorn from him
Night. I'll wake u up at 6 with the unfinnished vodka bottle so be prepared young grasshoper. U have much to learn.
I pull out like 90% of the time, but that's just to make art.
Like really my mothers day gift is a pic of his dick
I just had a flashback to the three of us in the bed and me shouting AM I THE BIGGEST OR LITTLEST SPOON?!
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
There's a kid in the back of the class drinking out of a flask. Like what is going on?
NOW HE'S DRINKING OUT OF A HANDLE. WHO IS THIS KID?
Just almost drowned myself in the shower again. I need an adult.
When campus security rolled up he stole their car and drove it like 100 feet. Then he walked up and gave back the keys because it was a hyundai.
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