Every time you buy a sobe you buy a bong.
you kept say ridiculous things then repeating them in perfect classical latin. You are onee intelligent drunk
it got awkward when she realized that our nickname for her was "The Hambeast"
when did my "fat clothes" just become my clothes...diet starts tomorrow
You were spitting chewed up pretzle into my hands telling me to hold it for you.
Just walk up to him nice, spread your legs like smooth peanut butter on toast and scream "LOOK AT MY BEAVER! LOOK AT IT!!"
You were so drunk you coat checked your shoe... Not even both of them. Just one shoe.
So they just told me that while I was being loaded into the ambulance the cop told them if they were good friends they'd post it on Facebook...
The subtweets were good enough
Well. At least he's a gentleman. A gentleman satanist.
It also means I'm watching porn with mario earphones so i can hear. Possibly the best way to mastrabate EVER
Now that it's over, I can finally say it and not feel bad,dude. Her mustache is better than yours.
I was so hungover at work I had my shirt on backwards. I had no idea how I managed to get through today puke free.
She gave me a boner for the first time in 9 years.
I would also like you to tell your human bio class that I successfully smoked out the flu. 103 degree when I woke up yesterday. 100degree after one bowl. 4 more bowls and 16 hours later all that's left is a cough
Ahhh, beer. My second favorite breakfast drink.
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