im pretty sure one of the guys i was dancing with at graffiti wrote on my back "you rock". now feel like a danced with a 5 year old.
no. i just ate a whole thing of hot dogs. me and regret are sleepng alone tonigh.
Umm. Any where really. Alcohol and boobs. Those are the requirements.
my mom just informed me that im way nicer when im high and offered to supply my weed until our house guests leave.
does that include her cleaning your bowl?
If tjhis were a lake full of vodka and i were a ducl Id swim my way down and ddrink my way up
pretty sure I offered to blow her dad. she's not speaking to me & he won't stop winking at me.
I'm doing lines by myself in the kitchen. I think your outside. yeah that's you. your naked.
The last thing I remember before blacking out was telling Jamie that she was too fat even for my standards. The first thing I remember after blacking out was waking up next to her.
just let her blow you already, it's practically animal cruelty at this point.
this celing is unfamiliar to me... im just vaguely wondering where i am. but not quite concerned enough to do anything about it.
I got slapped by a drag queen and bitten on the arm by either a random girl or a weird mouth shaped dog. Tough to tell without seeing the teeth
HE WILL NEVER BE ONE OF US. HE WILL NEVER BE A DECENT, GOD-FEARING WHORE.
Beer and Reeses. dinner of champions
Rebounding with her sister was the best idea i ever had.
If waffles and beer don't scream "fuck me!" then I don't know what else to do.
Randomize
