So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
You dont understand. she was my french AND spanish teacher. that's 2 kinds of freaky. i have to find her on facebook.
He keeps the condoms in his bible. I guess stairs or elevator, we're getting to hell one way or another.
and when he finished he handed me a baby wipe so i could clean up. i'm ok with the fact that he has kids, but not sure how to react to this.
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
It was the worst sex ever. All she did was tap on my balls with her hands like she was in a reggae band.
I spiked my fruit smoothie. Taking bikini season diet to a whole new level
Did you ever stop and think that god invented whiskey dick specifically for me
Send me the picture of my mugshot, my boss got arrested last night and I'm trying to make her feel better.
WHY DIDN'T YOU INVITE ME TO RUN THROUGH TACO BELL'S SPRINKLERS AT 4AM?!
I spent the day drinking wine and meditating. I'm zen as fuck.
Thank god he came over. I had to have some good sex to makeup for all the bad sex I've been having.
i don't know what it is about you being around kids that makes me want to screw your brains out
That is the creepiest and also the sexist thing you've ever said
i think it's like a sexual celebration of not having kids
I had to ask my mom to look for my kegle ball...
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