3:38a: you guys up to anything right now?
Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
we just decided that lesbian tuesdays are a must, as of tomorrow.
did we hook up?
no, because you kept repeating "itty bitty titties" when i took off my shirt
he was like "finding out that arrested development was cancelled" bad
his recent searches consisted of "World record for not bathing" and "Miley Cyrus vs Taylor Swift". Not even i am that desperate.
You know what is really helpful - when the two guys you want to fuck stand next to each other. Stay tuned for who wins
i almost burnt down an apartment complex. little busy, get back to you later
Who cheats on Christmas eve? It's just asking for Jesus to hate you
It sounds like I am drunk, but I am not. I just have a concussion.
From what I can tell at a cursory glance, it seems that last night I fell asleep on string cheese and it melted into my bra.
Omg I'm puking right now and then sneezed four times in a row. You don't know pain til this happens to you.
can I share that I'd like to fuck him in my new car as a sort of car warming present to myself?
I need to shower three times. First to be clean, second to wash off all sins, and third will classify as baptism.
That man makes my giblets tingle
Congrats? I think?
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