quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
Suck a a big bag of reindeer cock bud. Sent from church. See you in hell
Found out in my property law class that you can sell your eggs for $8000. Helloooo spring break.
Now there are nude photos of that bangin hot Russian spy chick...this is officially the best scandal ever.
I poured myself a glass of chocolate chips at some point during the evening.
Puuuub goooolf. Being trashed at 830 never felt so right
Dude what hole are you on?....and its 9:15
hole5. 2 under par. irish nachos
We're walking, taxis are a waste of money that can be spent on alcohol.
"just because you look like a short version of scarlet johanson does not mean I would immediately fuck you" that was the single.most difficult thing to say. but seriously I don't want the roots of the whore tree anywhere near my junk.
Just bought shock top, Trojans, double shots and baby oil. At 8 am. While the lady in front of me bitched about her expired coupons.
I would rather you cheat on me then you watch this season of Breaking Bad without me.
Between having seen you naked and interpreting your values based on the occasional political FB post, you're no stranger for sure.
He rubbed aloe on my sunburn while I blew him... could he be anymore perfect?
We woke up today with 24 donuts, a tie, two jugs of vodka that we traded an extra sandwich for, and a british boy
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