I heard it from a little bird bananas is gonna be there
Is this bird reliable bc I don't wanna be wasted running around the bar asking where bananas is
Reggie can tackle my bush.
he forgot there was a midterm today. i watched him break his own finger to get out of it.
Oh my god I'm so bored. The virgin is so disinteresting when I'm not trying to cum on her face.
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
think of it as grooming, as if he is my Kate Middleton and I'm grooming him to be a presentable princess
That moment when you realize the hot british guy named rory you drunkenly made out with at a bar is American, is named Tyler, and has a girlfriend.
Nothing but goodness could come from two friends getting naked. Think of all the good advice and other things we could give to each other.
I shouldn't be drunk at 3 pm but alas, here we are...
if it wasn’t 100% before, it is now that i will most definitely die a quesadilla related death
He's gonna be like you slept with too many of my friends and you're being voted off the island haha
My crotch smells like fire and I can't find my pants
I just realized I had arrested my one night stand from last night...
Met the hot new neighbor. She's into country music and giving really good bjs. Latter made up for the former.
they just got in argument over who had more of your dick pics. quit sending shit to my sisters fucker
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