Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
life lesson #1: a fart during an awkward silence between 2 strangers doesnt make it less awkward.
Is drinking merlot and watching womens figure skating by myself gay?
my mom just emptied my water bottle filled with vodka into the turtle tank.
In the middle of switching positions, we shared a line of coke. It's was like a modern-day 'Lady and the Tramp.'
mom in a round about way told me to either donate my eggs or become a surrogate bcuz I need money.
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
downstairs . braiding the drunk passed out girls hair, she will thank us In the morning
I would totally lead with that as a line.'So, I was on Legends of the Hidden temple as a kid.. Your place or mine?'
After that song played in the club all he kept drunkenly saying was "Birdman goes brrrrrr"
Evvvvvveryone knows we hooked up in the DJ booth. People call it the BJ booth now. I've created a legacy
I need a full description of the guy I hooked up with. I don't think I ever saw his face
he seemed brazillian..
fuck.
I was full on naked standing in his room and I just said "this isn't me" and left.
Celebrated Veteran's Day by getting a Marine (who just got back from deployment in the middle east) drunk and laid for the first time in 6 months. #Murica
there's fucking coffee grinds packed all inside my pipe. what did i do
Randomize
