Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
am i morally bankrupt?
no. its just the recession
remind me to tell you about the ham sandwich empire im building
which bright sisters idea was it to put semi-formal in the middle of no-shave november?
Just tried to tap morse code on the wall seperating our beds to tell you I was awake and ready to smoke
You said that we had to leave the party together and proceeded to repeat the "ducks fly together" speech from The Mighty Ducks word for word. Soon the whole party was quite and started chanting quack..quack...quack..
You get to witness red pubes. I'm almost jealous. That's like my dream.
Make sure to show her the sewer we were arrested in on your tour.
Note to self glow in the dark nail polish can be quite the mood killer during sex especially when you notice its working for the first time and you stop everything your doing to do spirit fingers
Seriously what kind of college town is this? Nobody parties during the week or abuses perscription drugs
Oh, AND I met a ukulele teacher that I'd date. So there's that.
Glow Paint looked great for the Black Light Party last night, Tonight having a glow in the dark Pizza on my arm, not so much.
he sent me a green and gold dick pic and advised me I needed to come drive the snake from Ireland.
Dude you were so wasted you thought a fake electric candle was real and tried to light your cig with it. Multiple times.
I just remembered that I totally burped into someones mouth when we were making out. I was really smooth about it so he didn't notice.
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