The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
I'm in love with you.
huh?
Don't be nervous. I'm just saying - if you had a dick, I'd suck it.
i'm officially boycotting relationships. hello random hook ups and treating men like meat.
Whenever someone from high school gets pregnant or has a pregnancy scare my self esteem grows a good 5 points
PRINCE HARRY WAS AT WAL MART SO NEXT TIME YOU BITCH ABOUT GOING TO WAL MART REMEMBER THAT EVEN PRINCE HARRY GOES TO WAL MART.
She insisted on cleaning her room in the dark. 5 minutes in, she forgot what she was doing and started putting shirts on instead of hanging them up.
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
He told me I have nice nipples. You can't just tell someone that and then leave the state!
She'll feel so accomplished if she finally gets to bang me.
Not sure how but he broke three of his fingers while giving a blowjob. How does someone that accident prone survive to adulthood?
NO FUCKBOY SHALL PASS OPERATION #BITCHMODE HAS SUCCEEDED
No one wants to start their day off with bloody lemons and a tampon in the toilet. Wtf.
At least you didn't lose your virginity to chumbawumba
What??! Dude I'm not having you barging in at like 2 am smelling of cigarettes and disappointment to sleep on my couch and then have an awkward morning with my wife while I'm at work.
Touché sir
I'll get the most aesthetic strap on, you'll see
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