What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
just found out there is no tactful way to ask your girlfriend to wax her stache. no matter what a google search would have you believe.
I was in the bathroom throwing up...when I walked out he was sitting there watching porn and jacking off. He said, "Sounded like you were gonna be in there for a while."
No, when he said that he wished he had my eyebrows, THATS when I knew he was gay.
Guy in our group took down a chick in a wheelchair last night.
just so you're aware of it in the morning: you tried to slide down the railing on a snuggie. twice.
We should bet how many people are going to get alcohol poisoning next weekend and whoever wins gets a free Starbucks.
It's isn't revenge sex until you've cum on her porcelain doll collection.
OH HAPPY DAYS YOU'RE BOTH GINGERS YOU'LL REPRODUCE YOUR OWN KIND
You put your name in his phone but not your number then screamed "Open the door!" and jumped out of the car
She walks around topless and loves making sandwiches. That's how a one-night stand turned intoa relationship
Bobbing for jello shots in a bucket of long island. Fast track to alcohol poisoning.
I just ate part of my sock, this has got to stop.
My mother just set me up with the son of the man I fucked last weekend. I could crawl under a rock and die OR I could remember the rules of genetics and hope that JR takes after daddy. Wish me luck...
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