bang him and never speak to him again. also, queef in his face.
i dont this its possible to queef on command.
just rolled a joint with wrapping paper.. and you say i have no christmas spirit
we watched a tutorial on how to do guidette makeup
So i just found out i replied to my room mates craigslist ad. Akward
Isn't the perk of being in a relationship not having to put in effort for sex?
i jus got home and totaly forgot i had nut all over the back of my shirt
..im mad u rememberd about that
I like to think that tonight was Jesus punishing James Cameron for his role in popularizing "My Heart Will Go On."
Honestly, I don't care if the only reason she gave me her beer was because she was bisexual and wanted to touch my vagina. Beer is beer.
this is the second time in my life i thought i might need to go to rehab. im including all the mornings that i wake up in dewey beach as "the first time"
Also, I imagined that his bacne was bubblewrap and that made it much more tolerable
I mean, that's eating your cake and fucking it too.
So right before she was about to give me head she tapped the tip and said "Is this thing on" I think I'm in love.
I just realized now that you're pregnant we can't use alcohol as currency
Yeah, everything was going great until the mugging.
I think my dick has healed enough that we can start having sex again
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