I sometimes wonder how many of the girls I know have done anal...and why none of them have ever dated me.
she keeps The Day After Pill in her bra... there is a God.
he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
Contrary to what I yelled at them last night, it turns out campus police CAN arrest people...
Hey, don't feel sorry for me, the two girls in front of me just ordered 18 dollars worth of taco bell. Life could be worse.
Brutal- a couple weeks back I had a 28 hr blackout and four day hangover. S'why I decided to haul it in
dude you cant keep breaking into my house just to raid my fridge.. especially at 3AM.
I am currently explaining what double penetration is to the bridesmaid I hooked up with at my cousin's wedding. This is my life.
We dropped so many bottles they would only give us plastic cups. We actually drank ourselves back to preschool.
Worst luck of my entire life. Came in my own mouth
I left when you were using your mug to lay on the street and ask for spare change
I just put bronzer on my abs to snapchat nudes. If that's not going hard I don't know what is
He somehow always manages to get me naked within 5 minutes of being together. It's like fucking witchcraft.
Well now you know... If you can get over the awkward... The dick is 10 min away.
i just found a pair of your underwear stuffed behind my harry potter books...was that on purpose?
haha no, it was majik
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