question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
Home safe. Psyche shattered. Still rolling. In love with the morrocan rug in the living room.
Just realized I lost my social security card...maybe someone else will do something with my life
He asked us to wake him up with a strobe light. We had it going in front of his face full power for half and hour and he didn't even blink.
It's going to be weird as hell when you have kids. I'll meet them and think "Hi, Did you know that I was almost your dad?"
i just got hit on on the bus. Yes sir, because its every boys dream to fuck a forty year old with a face tattoo
At first I was nervous about leaving him my undergraduate legacy, but apparently he made out with lesbians, woke up with hickeys and a different shirt. My family name will survive.
I think the blind guy i flirt with on a regular basis is starting to realize he's old enough to be my father. I can't tell if he's into it or not.
I'm by the tree and the Dora the explorer balloon .. Look for the Dora the explorer balloon
i mostly like you because you have a nice nose and that's an important trait to pass on to my future children
Tom just texted me he's Tindering from his hospital bed while they're running heart tests on him.
That's dedication to the game.
He showed up completely drunk with a 30 of PBR and ten cans of Spam. I like this kid.
This is random but I just wanted to thank you for all the things you taught me sexually in life.
well you did quote socrates while playing beer pong and then proceeded to fall down
Mid thrust, say hold on I need a pic for my friend.
Randomize
