UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
Just before going down on me she said, "I need a hairband for all of the jobs I'm about to perform."
If I squint, he looks like Jude Law. But that's kind of a weird face to make during sex.
it's a gatorade, cheez its, and regret kind of morning....
I pretty much have hash tequila and gelato for dinner every night
Is it sad that i just saw my moms thumb on the table & i instinctively put mine down cuz i thought she was thumbmaster?
This morning my mouth tasted like fruit trees, battery acid, and magnums. Transferring schools was the best decision Ive ever made.
The fact that I'm going to be living with you is starting to make me worry about my heatlh.
Ya that ship has sailed dude
When I said tequila slammers would be the death of me, I didn't intend it to be today. Oh god.
my parents have to start far too many of our conversations with the sentence "this is an observation, not a judgment" than I'm proud of
It's because of weed that I don't mind driving an hour to visit my family. And it's because of you that there's weed in my life. Thank you.
I just need to find a good handlebar mustache to sit on until I'm over that beard
I'm going to make you a sign to put on your penis to ward others off
Let this be a lesson to you, parmesan cheese crumbles are not a good substitute for coffee creamer, no matter how high you are
RICK FUCKING MORANIS!!!!!
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