is wine microwaveable?
Welcome to my life. currently drinking beer through two straws. easier/faster that way.
she told me i should dip my dick in chocolate and then let her blow me since it was her 2 favorite things. weird or my new valentine for this year?
We found him. 8 blocks away from the bars and almost at his parent's house. On the verge of tears.
when we went to bed he asked me to hold his penis so he knew i was there for him
I went out as a member of the house of Gryfindor and came home as Snooki
Happiness for him is a different happiness than you can supply cuz you have life standards, morals and goals that dont include the bar or beer everynight.
Just doin' what I do best: sitting in a stall in the class building's bathroom, pondering life and exploring deep, dark corners of the internet before class.
Hey.. there are 2 people i've never met before spooning in the bathtub. Please elaborate on what went down last night.
Dude, she got on top of me, grumbled in a low voice "I'm going to make you remember me", and then farted.
I'm the brains and you're the boobs of this operation.
So I hooked up with a guy with a mustache and woke up on a dragon futon underneath a dragon yin-tang tapestry... My life is spiraling in a weird way.
I'm taking a leave of absence and sending myself to fat camp. I'll let you know when I'm out.
You called me at 3 am laughing like an idiot. Apparently you consider breaking out of the hospital to be a lifetime achievement.
Is it weird that the best sex I've ever had was to Barbara Streisand's Christmas album?
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