I'm pretty sure he's lost all respect for me. it probably happened somewhere around the time i had officially slept with every single one of his friends..
should i be impressed or disgusted that i was spitting glow-in-the-dark?
the awesomeness of being snowed in wore off after we ran out of beer and we realized we really didnt want to be stuck with everyone.
At what point should i just give my brother a break and stop sleeping with his friends?
Dude, you face planted, there was no "bar fight".
False alarm it was margarita mix all over my hands not blood
He lectured me about the dangers of drugs while wearing a sombrero and doing interpretive dance.
She made me be the little spoon then she pretended to be a jet pack for an hour straight
Dude you went around coming up behind people and whispering in their ears. I dont know what you said but they looked terrified when you left.
Just sayin. I pissed on his couch, and ruined his stove. If he's not mad, we're partying there every weekend...
Fucking her would be like seeing big foot, finding a four leaf clover , petting a unicorn, and arm wrestling a leprechaun in a matter of a 6 hour period
The bet was for naked jumping jacks. And it back fired, she just laughed at all the slapping noise.
So note to self oboe reeds soaked in Apple Rubinoff sound GREAT.
Whats a little breast milk between friends?
Just because you haven’t had your UTI yet doesn’t mean you have a right to talk like Yoda
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