? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
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"Party in the USA" was played at church youth group last night. It was like everything I enjoy hating was aligning against me.
think i got pink eye from a stripper in vegas. showgirls did not prepare me adequately for this. be kind, 2010.
i don't want you to think of me as your TA
I need to get my pants from under your porch. People are asking questions.
I gave him head and we watched Fashion Police. somehow it wasn't awkard.
Best part: she drunkenly told me I'm dangerous then slurred to my parents that I should watch out in case I fall in love with her. Then she mounted a pinata
If I weren't her cousin I'd take advantage of her and this low point in her life.
I don't think you seem to understand this concept. WHEN A GAY GUY HANDS YOU A DAIQUIRI, YOU DRINK IT.
i'm just sitting here watching hocus pocus, eating takeout, and taking self esteem quizzes online while everyone is out partying. you tell me how my night is.
Me and the cabbie are stopping on the way at a sit down restaurant to eat. My life is so sad.
Thanks for takin my cousin out last night, sorry I passed out so early
You kidding, the kids a legend. He literally killed a bottle of Jamison, made out with a girl AND her Mom at the bar, stole us slices of pizza and told the cab driver where to go in Spanish. He doesn't even live in the area. Can we keep him?
Why the fuck is there a goat in the kitchen
Hey bro are you still alive??? I'm sure you are wondering how you ended up laying on the floor at the foot of your bed and why there is a wheelchair by your door....
Just got high with dad
Correction: more high. He's sharing gummy bears with me.
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