Grossest hangover story of 09: Puked in the bathtub. I was in it.
were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
it'll be like the batcave but for manwhores
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
No, pictures of your dick will not make me feel better about my grandmother having a brain tumor.
you referred to yourself as the crossing guard because of your neon shirt and began directing bar traffic
You were screaming across the bar "BUYING US SHOTS ISN'T GOING TO MAKE US STRAIGHT, YA KNOW!!!!!!!!"
Everything sucks i just wanna cry and smoke a bowl and pet my cat and die. All at the same time
Bro what are you doing Thursday the day before I go to jail??
She's trying to put on her dog muzzle on her self
Instead of a hangover my body just feels like shame
That is a hangover
I would prefer a headache
like, is this a date?? I'm sitting on his couch drinking a juice box while he makes taquitos in sweat pants
WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED. WHO CAME HOME WITH ME. WHAT THE FUCK RESPOND ASAP I AM SO CONFUSED
no real plans this weekend. trying to derail the alcohol induced fucking hell train I've been riding for the past three weeks.
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