And my dad told him he was a great looking guy. and then added "no homo" after.
Sometimes he's such a bitch I forget that he's not actually a girl. Last night I asked him if I could borrow a tampon.
He had some in his pocket. That was weird.
If I say "It's good enough" and I'm not talking about a sandwhich, that's your queue to stop me, you're supposed to be my friend.
My dora the explorer band aid does not cover up the shame i feel right now
but he gave me mouthwash after the bj. no ones ever done that for me before.
walking around pouring bird seed on passed out guys in the quad.
There was a group of girls next to us. One was smiling at me. I only remember walking up and saying "oh you're Russian". Not sure where it went from there
There was this blissful moment of peace and quiet... then you ran past our window with a lit firecracker in hand going, "SHIT. SHIT. SHIT!"
Came home from this girls horse at 6am to find a guy lighting off roman candles in front of my door. Best walk of fame I've ever had.
Man, you got so high you own goaled yourself in FIFA then got up celebrating.
YO. MCGRIDDLES.
lol I'll trade you jello for a tampon
what a trade!
congrats on being the token straight people in our group.
He was referring to me as "Teenage Dream" the whole night
You're swimming in an imaginary pool of pudding. What do you think?
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