I asked him if he wanted to go to my place, he said i could go but he was gonna stay
I'd be more interested in girls if they were more interested in anal.
So at this point...I'm sure you heard the story about Saturday night
watching espn. realized that the exact place those sportcenter guys are is where I got laid on the beach last superbowl. my sex spot is broadcasted nationwide
Best part of failing a semester of college: not having to buy books next semester. I can drink to that
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
Ok now a guy in a winnie the pooh costume is grinding on some chick to the song shots
That feels better than graduating college or that time I tried to ride a llama. Did you know they really spit?
My hands are stained pink. I look like I fisted a muppet.
i got kicked out of McDonald's for demanding a margarita mcflurry
Idk I'm drinking Sam Adams and wearing new balances so I'm basically a dad
1. so the new neighbor u called dibs on.. I'm sorry..but not really. 2. She lactates, I guess that happens when you have a kid less then 5 months ago.... WTF!! 3. Is it fucked up I'm craving Ceral & Milk now?
Chugging this bottle of Jim at the airport is proving more difficult than I imagined. TSA is not amused.
He held my hair while I gave him a blow job. Now that's teamwork.
Hey I had a great night last night but I don't want to lie to you I'm only 19 and that wasn't my place its was my cousin he's gone for the summer and I was just house sitting and watching his cat I'm sorry
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