Did you fuck her?
If by "fuck her" you mean "threw up on her shoes," then yes, I achieved that.
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
Just saved her as "new hostess that randy banged" ...I forgot her name
I'm currently using two paint brushes as chopsticks to eat lasagna.... college.
in the event i get tipsy, my nipples are your responsibility
This dude was wearing a "Plan B- One Step" backpack. I wonder how many more I have to buy until I get mine??
I poured myself a glass of chocolate chips at some point during the evening.
I showed that dick picture that your date texted you to everyone because you passed out and left your phone unattended. Your fault. Plus his cock was big so his fault too.
I think we should go through the tsa checkpoint with raging hardons when we go through LAX. I think we should pass out some viagra to everyone
It is very possible that having sex with you just now just got me into Yale
Dick. I'll go round and break his windows. I've been watching Sons of Anarchy on Netflix.
How do you ask the man who gives you multiple orgasms if he has friends who could do the same for your friend?
He was gone for 5 minutes, opened the car door and said, "Don't eat my shit." and dropped Chipotle on the passenger seat. He was gone for another 10 minutes and came back with Coldstone. That stoned.
I woke up with pitch black feet and crushed doritos around my mouth. That's how I determined how my night went
If waffles and beer don't scream "fuck me!" then I don't know what else to do.
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