But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
discovery: the myth about swedish girls giving good head? not a myth.
Her sex list was a LOT longer than mine. She tried to justify it by saying '4 of those don't count because they were in the gang bang'.
I've had cake for breakfast the past 3 days. You tell me how bikini season is going.
i love being in ibiza. their hotels are much more receptive to walking around naked in the lobby than our american ones.
...just for future reference, one Four Loko can fits PERFECTLY in a venti iced coffee cup from Starbucks
all i could think was her face looked like a farm accident
I just passed a truck with its bed lined with a tarp and filled with water with six dudes chilling in the back driving through campus. That looks fun.
I DON'T EVEN KNOW ONE MINUTE IM SITTING HER THE NEXT IM FLYING PASSED THE MOON
PISSING MYSELF IN ZERO GRAVITY
THOSE AIN'T STARS U SEE TONIGHT GURL
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
I woke up with my panties in the cat food dish, and everything covered in honey and bruises.
Meanwhile I'm googling glory holes in Vegas
And then you two got up and shouted in near perfect unison "I'M ALWAYS A SLUT FOR BASKIN ROBBINS" The bar just looked at us horrified.
Like why am I even still facebook friends with a guy I let finger me at a concert?
Since moving to the suburbs, all I do is fuck my ex and watch cartoons. It's not so bad.
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