Wow so 15 missed calls, a vm AND a text saying come downstairs? ...And where is downstairs? Explain.
I'm not saying he was bad at sex, but I'm pretty sure I anti-climaxed.
By the way, your roommate is right. His penis is much bigger than yours.
i decided i am going on the Justin Bobby plan for success. Don't cut my hair for a year, don't shave for a month, land Audrina Patridge. Game on.
Oh the joys of strong arming a man into exclusivity
he fucked my hip out of place.
my resolution for 2011 is to fuck him whenever he wants it. this year I'm going above and beyond the call of booty.
I feel like I'm on let's make a deal. should I go with what's behind bulge number 1 or bulge number 2?
Do you think she will like "you don't have to swallow this time" gift certificates for Xmas?
dude throwing a golf cart off a pier is harder than it seems!
I just masterbated to the home shopping channel...what have I become...
New drinking game, drink every time Rhianna says "Work" in her new song.
am drunk, naked, and blow drying cat. need adult supervision
the twins are trying to figure out which one is the one doing body shots off a janitor in this picture
It's so obvious he's evil. I mean, would a non-evil person have facial hair like that?
Randomize
