It was weird to see you drinking wine out a glass instead of a red cup today
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
It's cold our but I feel like a very blazed penguin
Did you know even strippers have to have GED's these days??
He passed out mid-signature
We banged through her entire lady gaga playlist. I can die happy now
Oh it's happening. I'm Chugging a beer while sitting next to a 6 year old
He honestly told me my belt was "supercute" when we started hooking up. I would be the girl to find the only straight man in the world that uses the word "supercute".
we knew we'd be okay when we walked up to the dealers house and he asked us to please be quiet as to not wake his nana.
you are my patron saint of "too drunk for 9am". i just keep asking myself what would alyssa do as i try to regain motor function
Both his mom and his sister were hitting on me when I stopped by today. He isn't a real friend anyway, right?
Can we just talk about how awesome I am. I just slept with a new guy while listening to the previous guys bands cd.
PUT YOUR FRESHLY SHAVED MEXICAN POON ON THAT BEARD. NOW.
Some girl woke me up at 1:30 am looking for weed and the next thing I know I'm in a hot tub with 3 girls, 2 40's, and a blunt.
Going to the pool bar doesn’t exactly count as “exploring”
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