I just want to sing "highway to the danger zone" when I'm taking his pants off.
yea and when she crawled to her room she yelled at a bookbag to "get the fuck out my way"
She went to the bathroom before i broke up with her so i changed all 2500 of her songs on her computer to "I'm a cheating whore"
dude all my bootycalls are going to Eclipse tonight... Do I really want it that bad?
Would you like me to write a persuasive essay on how you should let me suck your dick?
Im only slightly posetive that left over guacamole and wine are unacceptable for breakfast at 6.30 am
He came inside me, looked me in the eye and said, "Happy Mother's Day"
first reaction to dying the pubes purple - awesome. Reaction after I explain the process - not awesome. Hypothesis? when girls find out you know to bleach and dye your hair, they're turned off.
Was the first guy that bit your neck last night wearing a trenchcoat...I have a vague memory.
Plus he stuck it in when you were sleeping which would have been the tipping point for me but you art school kids are all liberal and shit
3 cups of coffee and some molly. The "Tay's Day Off Diet"
I got arrested in a leprechaun onesie
I was pretty pissed in the morning when I realized he had fucked the fake tattoo right off my chest.
He couldn’t find my clit with a map. Literally. I drew him a map.
my favorite part was when you kept waving @ that guy and insisiting it was your cousin..and it wasnt and wondering why he wasnt waving back lol you were legit PISSED
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