Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
you dialed the number "23" then talked to it for three minutes
of course. lets lasso hookers.
the extent of background information i have on her is minimal, but it will get me in her pants
The polaroid of me taking a test-tube of Jegar out of the gay guys mouth pretty much explains my trip to Spain.
I want to be ashamed of the things we do this weekend
the campus cop used the word depravity in our citation.
i'm not even sure i have knees anymore. that awesome.
I DON'T WANT TO DEMONSTRATE MY DICK TAKING ABILITIES WITH MY MOM THERE.
This reminds me of the time I was given a lap dance by a David Bowie drag king...
Sometimes i like to think we arent living together next year and that im living with models that like to experiment but you ruin that fantasy time and time again
I gave him a BJ and he left. Coincidentally that's the name of my memoir.
She gave me a roadie as we drove home from fireworks. People were still lighting off their displays as we drove by. I love America.
I think I pulled a muscle in my tongue.
sorry? thank you? I love you?
And by "I love him" I mean "I want his tongue down my throat.
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