in vegas stuck in the middle of a pride right now
Pride?
thats a pack of cougars
go fuck yourself
Not only is chick snoring like a 48 year old man but she's farting in rhythm
I love how girls just decide that guys who don't like them must be gay
I do the same thing. If a girl doesn't like me...I am like, "i must be gay"
It was so romantic--he turned me around to face the sunset during doggy-style over the couch back.
you're kinda like the weird girl from The Breakfast Club after the makeover. i mean you're pretty, but you're still weird as fuck
friends don't let friends hook up with gingers.
Its mothers day and I have choke marks around my neck. Thanks for that.
Found a beard hair in my crotch.... care to explain?
It's hard being an adult. And by that I mean it's hard to tell the boy you like who rejected you that you can't share a room with him at white party because you don't want to see him bang other boys.
Nah, just ran around, pinned random men to walls, bit their lips of and booked it.
What, I can't laugh at my sister being driven crazy by Facebook randomly assigning chat significance to the guy she lost her virginity to?
hitting rock bottom is getting taziki in your hair & simply putting it in a bun instead of actually dealing with it, just like your problems
I snapchatted him 4 pictures of me as Tarzan's dad so if he never talks to me again at least we'll know why
can we not speak foreign languages when I'm on drugs
what the fuck happened to the tacos
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