have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
too bad you live with your parents still
If my nicknames are based on what I throw up, you can call me Jimmy Johns
so i havent checked yet but im almost positive that my left ass cheek is bruised. any idea what happened last night.
what the fuck man? i was JUST texting you the same thing. FUCK
they shut off the water. shaving my legs with soda. that desperate.
bro, sorry for: trying to put you on fire yesterday, telling the bouncer that it was you that broke the bottles, and to have slept with your sister.
You could have chosen coming to fuck me over getting too hammered to drive. But you made your bed, and now you get to jack off alone in it.
I told him not to mix beer with his Dr. Pepper...his reply was "i'm a grown ass man i'll do what i want". Judging by the sounds coming out of the bathroom he regrets not listening to me.
How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
Guess who just got out of a ticket because the cop liked her costume? THIS GIRL.
Or I could hide in your trunk so you can sneak out of putt putt for sex breaks
Waffles and pussy, what else is there?
Then he asked if he could pee on me and things really went downhill
Ever try to swallow something and have it go up into your nose instead? Yeah, I just sneezed bacon.
THERE IS JIZZ ON MY CEILING. HOW THE FUCK IS THERE JIZZ ON MY CEILING
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