I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
bang him and never speak to him again. also, queef in his face.
i dont this its possible to queef on command.
My teachers should feel privileged to see me this morning, after the amount of alcohol I consumed last night.
My dream of liquor pitchers came true
He refused my I'm sry gift of ANAL. That's how angry he was.
and the award for most disgusting thing ever done on my couch now officially goes to you! Congratulations, you won the couch...I can't even look at it anymore.
I cant believe they held hands while getting simultaneous bjs
Just once I'd like to throw a party where I don't have to clean up someone else's blood the next morning.
We never did figure out who the stuff on the wall came from, did we?
FYI, Sammie and I made the executive decision that we're getting a pet octopus and keeping it in the ballpit. Just thought you should know.
I think he is probably a psycho that will eventually murder me but i mean the sex last time was AWESOME.
no, you don't understand how much people deal here. All I had to say was "hey lets buy a bag" and he pulled over instantly, then the randoms in the car behind us pulled over and sold us a bag.
I told him you forbid me to sleep with him so he needs to accept that.
You peed in the sink and kept shouting "I'm the black swan! Ca-caw!"
somehow I wound up on the floor crying about his beard. then telling everyone I'd give him a "lesbian blowjob".
If you find out what that means, show me.
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