Hey kate, how is it?
sloppy...it's emily. kate just tried to do a keg stand. they dropped her. we're leaving.
I wish I has some fucking Fairy God Parents, I want a kit kat so bad.
i told her that i loved her pillow breasts and then she asked me if i wanted to motor boat them. so yea, i do need the room tonite.
Half my make-up was stuck to his thigh where I'd fallen asleep after the blowjob.
I'll just be here. Naked. Eating tots and jello like a muh fuggin G
Just cried because I'm out of oreos. This post-molly depression can go fuck itself.
My dad slapped my ass the other day and say I was "doing the family name good". I feel...proud
I just got offered money for pictures of my boobs
I accepted the offer
I woke up with gum stuck to my nipple piercings this morning.. So there's that.
all his sexual metaphors involve condiments, should I worry?
When you wake up to a porn star on your couch telling you, you better tell your boyfriend about last night.
I have no clue how you survived last night but I applaud you. 21 body shots off 9 bodies in under four hours has to be a record.
Not sure who they are or where we're going but they just bought me 3 tacos so I'm staying.
i havent showered for 4 days and i just made my dog smell my arm pit. also, im stoned.
His nipple licking is glorious
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