the line runs infront of fredricks of hollywood. it's like gamestop is showing me how pathetic I am.
Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
you went around grabbing cigarettes out of peoples mouths and claiming you were curing cancer.
New game: Step 1) Turn on ESPN. Step 2) Drink every time someone says "LeBron."
Umm I need a rain check. Long story short is I have scabies. Research it if you want. I'll tell you everything another time soon, I promise.
They found a chair, duct taped me to it, then gave me a bottle of vodka to 'make me feel at home'
did we decide the 'sorry about the threesome' cake was too flippant?
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
Valuable lesson learned: if you reach the point where you have to talk yourself in to finishing the last half of your beer, you shouldn't try.
The straight guy here is hot. He described himself as Christian grey without the money and my vagina fell out of my body
Soo I woke up in the storage room at best western....I dont even know what say
He stumbled out of the bathroom with his pants around his ankles yelling "tie my shooes!"
He tried to get me to go back to his place on the condition that he has 6 cats. I was very tempted but I said no. Hoping to go see the cats tomorrow
She gave me a job then fed me cheesecake in bed. She's a keeper!
he told me he liked me . I thought we were just fuck buddies . This ruins everything!
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