Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
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He def has a gf... But hes 7 feet tall and that superceeds any morality I may have.
She woke up with blood running down her face and asked the EMS guy where the keg was
good news. according to wikipedia, my blackout might just have been "post-trauma amnesia"
Do your friends by chance have our inflatable deer head?
Nevermind, it's in the dryer.
I just want to jump into a ballpool of dicks now.
So basically, I've just woken up in another random bed and I go to get my pants and he's wearing them. Like my underwear is in them... What the fuck is wrong with my life?
I already googled the effects of Molly with my antibiotics, I should be fine.
Why is there even a knowledge base for that?!
I woke up naked to an alarm set for 11:18 pm and missing a shoe. How was your night?
Let's just say that in a last ditch effort to avoid getting arrested I said to the cop "but I'm not even that drunk" and he proceeded to point out (in front of a crowd) that I had "fucking pissed my pants"
The only person who DOESN'T think it's a horrible idea to sleep with my ex is my therapist. Obviously I trust her judgement above all others.
All I know is that I have a black eye and an extra $200 in my wallet. Other than that, clueless.
Also I will be receiving my own bra in the mail because I left it at his place, woops
That was the best shit ever it was like an exorcism for my colon
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