porn star on stage now. Get unkicked out.
i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
They threw me out of the bar because I was arguing business ethics with the owner of th bar
That was a $3000 rug we rolled him down the hill in.
How do people deal with hangovers? I literally want to eat my own face.
No. If you are gonna end this, you are gonna do it right. Not by getting bombed and falling on a strange penis. That was the old you.
somedays, I wish the drugs you give me would convince me they were a bad idea preingestion.
where's the fun in that?
I feel like the devil slapped me in the face with his dick.
Birthday success
First stoner thought of the day: Life would be so much better if there were more things that were biscuits and gravy flavored.
Can I write your parents a thank-you note for your huge dick?
What's clit gel and why is it in my wallet.
My brother is chasing tequila with vodka. Not sure how it will turn out, but I like his style.
WHEN THE HELL DOES ANYTHING IN OUR LIVES *EVER* GO AS PLANNED???
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
I just found a baklava I forgot I got last night so we can call it a day
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