i woke up with socks on this morning
so?
i didnt wear socks last night
it hasn't hit me that college is over yet. so far at home, i haven't brushed my teeth, taken off my makeup, or changed clothes before bed.
Disney World has no open container laws. Ohmygod this place is even cooler than it was when I was ten.
He told me about his girlfriends trust issues during our post sex spooning
Ohh god. I'm so nervous. This is terrible. He just introduced me as "the best girlfriend of his life" and Jenny as his "sexual roomate"
we were shitfaced at work by 8pm. I had to stop myself from pouring vodka in everyone's cappuccino.
He told me since I'm into organics I should know his meat is known locally for its quality and hes hand raised it since age 13.
I'm taking a new approach to homewrecking... for science. Or I totally would. I have to see what happens between my ex & his brother when he finds out.
I've also decided that the true test of whether or not you should marry a girl is if she will willingly blow you while you eat Oreos.
Can I even tell you how badly I want a day that is just on and off napping and sex with intermittent snack breaks? Because I want that day very badly.
I have never seen a more amazing text message in my entire life.
we could do so many fantastic illegal things together. sexually and otherwise.
It was a great idea to buy that cocaine while dressed as an elf. It snowed all night for me.
Trying to figure out why my back is hurting. And then I remember I got fucked up against a tree last night
how do I say, without sounding slutty... That I can take a dick?
Just let me put on a bra and brush the alcohol out of my hair.
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