Its not drinking alone if you got Tiger on the Wii.
you better believe me or I'll punch you in the face
I wish I loved anything like you love Tequila.
I just found a 1/2 inch of mimosa in my shoe.
You should get more absorbent shoes.
I feel like I would bang a guy with a dick piercing just to say I have...like climbing a huge mountain or somethig
we're doing beer bongs from the windmill...epic
you were stumbling around in your attic looking for all your swim team medals because you wanted to "feel like a champion."
I feel like I can hear facebook. What did we smoke?
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
It's always nice when a total stranger hates your ex just as much as you think they should.
So you'd go straight for a fat chick with cheese on her tits?
Yes.
Next guy I fuck must be a cowboy
No no this isn't that fun. I'm alone drinking wine and me and the dogs ran out of things to talk about around 9 am.
Some people are good at football, some people are good at painting, and he's good at being a fuckboy. Everyone has their talents.
I'm worried about us. We are almost 30 and we still drink jaeger bombs till we black out. Wait, no I'm not. I'm excited about us.
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