lol you are funny thanks bro I'll take you to a strip club
I don't wanna go to a strip club I'd rather get my boobs free or earn them from a series of good deeds
Ha! What's wrong with that? Hard work deserves compensation. I accept cash, checks, and boobies!
the young, male pastor of my church has a jesus fish tramp-stamp. I made him show me.
that sweater is a total boner killer. you might as well be wearing a wedding dress.
Just desperately used the "it's a boy" cigar I saved from my\nnephews birth to roll a blunt
we weren't quite sure what was on that mirror, so we snorted it and hoped for the best
I want her autograph on my taint
i can't believe i'm giving you sex advice.
i've gotten sex advice under stranger situations. like while giving a blowjob behind the communications building.
"I'm not drinking any more tonight." As I dipped my quesadilla in a shot of tequila....then eats it
We've been watching Scooby Doo and having sex for the past 36 hours, so life is great
WHY IS THE HAIRSPRAY SOUNDTRACK PLAYING IN THE LIQUOR STORE
I was gonna respond but i couldnt figure out a way to rearrange 'fuck his brains out' to sound grammatically correct
I forgot what I was gonna say, but I'm pretty excited to not be pregnant.
I literally forgot every French word I knew and blurted out “mange moi” so he went down on me like I was some baguette fresh outta the oven!!!! I passed out.
um care to explain the stolen chinchila under greg's bed..i'd be fine with it if it wasnt chewing up the stash
don’t ask me. i snorted coke off of a pregnancy test box last night. i obviously don’t make the best life choices.
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