What's the big deal? you guys fuck
3 times is my limit. I don't even want to know you exist after 3 times
there's a sledge hammer in the bottom of the swimming pool... so whatever happened last night was probably awesome
Being high is an amazing excuse. I was using him for the potential of a beret, come on. I'd do that sober.
No, this is a senior booty call. It cannot be ignored.
I didnt think the feeling of accomplishment for fucking brothers would be this great.
He's claiming he can open a beer bottle with anything. He's been trying for a while now with a power rangers action figure and he is just cutting the hell out of his hand. There is blood all over billy
What?! Why else would they put table cloths on a table if not for discreet oral sex? That's why they were invented! Read a book...
I woke up and found a stick of butter in my pocket. There's no butter in the house so I don't know who's it is. Using it to make cookies.
guys with girlfriends don't have a leg to stand on when they get mad at you for fucking other guys
He whispered "Are you feeling it now Mr. Krabs?" when he was inside me. That is NOT my fetish.
I told people at my moms bar that all I needed to sober up was to get my asshole licked, and I blame you 110%.
She said she didn't feel right fucking on her parents dining room table I grabbed the only thing around bubblewrap she blew me for creativity
Just spent the morning washing Bailey's and Guiness out of my clothes -_-
Man, coughing on your period is like the biggest gamble a girl can make.
Im riding the bus with beer in one hand and chapagne in the other. I love weddings.
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