I had a good time, probably would have a bigger headache today if you were in town.
hahahahahahhahahahaha. 26, Dominican, has a funny accent, thinks I'm hot. Tots boning.
a strip club that doesn't allow touching or asking for sex... whats the point?
unless her vagina can tell me my horoscope in sign language, I'm not going.
I feel like I bought a front row ticket to watch her screw up her life
she told me I give head better than a lesbian. I know it's a great compliment but it kind of threw me off.
just saw your exgirlfriend at the mall. her sister is pretty hot.
called that a week into the relationship. like driving off the lot with a 2010 and seeing the 2011 models coming in on the truck.
ya, but you'll graduate college with a higher education. I'm looking at at least two addictions, an abortion, and a few weeks jail time.
My heart is having a hard time convincing my vagina he's not worth it.
We got the DJ into it too! "If there are any dudes into other dudes out there, my man mark is looking to get pounded. Buy him a drink stat!"
He was talking up his golf swing like other guys talk up their dick. Is this adult dating or just another flavour of douchery?
Good night I hope you dream about knitting and threesomes
Im part way to drunk.
He just snapchatted me a blank snap that said "miss our sex" Vagina game too strong
If Denver makes it to the Super Bowl I'll quit drinking. So I'm pretty much stocking up on booze
I just bought a butt plug on Amazon prime day and you're the only person I felt would appreciate that decision
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