God dammit. Now I'm pissed at Arizona, while feeling bad for my poor, poor penis.
Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
Only your vagina holds the key to what happened last night.
sorry we overslept. have a good day at work. p.s. thanks for making it feel like my vagina got hit by a train.
Ecstasy should be its own food group.
Using the only finger i can move, i calculated body mass, intake and time. It's mathematically impossible for me to still have this hangover at 9pm. I passed out at 8pm last night. Fuck vodka.
Well, I tried to shit into my refrigerator. It was a rough night.
I hope our bodies realize that workaholics starts tomorrow and will be well enough to handle the hell we are going to put them through. amen.
Also, I'm going to yoga because I have a Taylor Swift range of emotions right now.
Last I saw, they went for a smoke and only one came back. He passed out outside. I'm glad he's only 120lbs. I left him on the rug still. My mom is gonna be pissed.
Haha, maybe if he wasn't dressed up like Kimmy Gibler he could give her the D
I fucking hate tequila. Tequila makes me hate pants.
I just got nudes while talking in the third person. Not sure if I Should be proud or ashamed.
You don't have to buy me dinner, watch tv or even hang out if you don't want. Just fuck.
eating a weed cupcake with nutella on top at work. i AM a star!
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