Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
That should be a holiday. like easter. but bulges instead of baskets
My spanish teacher discovered you can watch spanish music videos on youtube. Guess what were doing in class today? Michael Scott Spanish 101
hooked up with a girl who spoke elfish last night..what up 8th grade lord of the rings fantasies
you know what its like when everyone is chanting "do it, do it"...still friends?
it was a 10 min screaming orgasm. i don't care that you were next door and didn't appreciate all the noise.
Oh you're gonna love this story. I almost cut off a little girl's pony tail.
I finally got the glitter off in time to get to the party and bang the bday boy in the bathroom while his girlfriend was lighting the bday cake candles.
Oh I'm definitely going to hit on her, there's no question about that. What I meant by playing it cool is I'm not going to mount her on sight.
It's not even 8 pm, or Saint Patrick's Day, and Kevin is drunk on my roof humping the air
He asked me to come stay with him so he could "see that ass and watch Harry Potter."
Got myself invited to boss's family dinner party, drank too much, and fucked boss's brother in his parent's house. Just another Wednesday.
You wouldn't happen to know why there's an inflatable monkey riding a mattress on my roof would you?
I answered the booty call in my Trophy Wife cutoff and my ex-boyfriends sweatpants with a bottle of jager.
and how was that received?
He almost got to me tonight but then I was like fuck it I'm going to dance with a teli-tubby on the bar so fuck you
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