Not a fireman, but good enough for last night.
he pushed my hair back because he said it made me look like kelly kapowski and he told me to call him zach
I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
I'm still amazed at how you managed to puke in every plant on the whole top floor at the mall without a single person noticing and without missing a step.
Like that time I held Annie up and she peed all over the window.. We make a good team.
Remember when we had a keg, and then another 5 cases... and like 30 people drank it all?
Everything hurts.
My Yoga instructor is playing the music from 'Requiem for a Dream' it makes me very reluctant to put my ass in the air
I am lonely and I want to touch your beard
I feel strange, like something is off with my body
Yeah that's called sobering up, we've been drunk for the past 4 days
it wasn't until he got that douchey haircut that i started regretting sleeping with him
I woke up half naked on the floor next to his bed, and his cat was staring at me like it had seen everything that i myself don't remember..
I based a lot of our friendship on the fact that I thought you were crying from feeling so sad for me when I got crabs. I'm not sure if we can ever be as close now.
If you're signed up as "sober sister" can you do cocaine or nah
Oh and he asked if I would occasionally still blow him if we had children. It was so romantic.
please don't ironically join a cult
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