Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
Fantastic night. drank beer from a wine bottle, danced on a van, chased a llama, and fell from a fence
I wish Pampers made couches for people like us.
Literally just as i started to cum the church bells next ot my house began to ring. either it was the most epic timing ever or god was watching and congratulating me
she's not even a shacker, she never made it inside. she's just a porch girl
i officially have more pictures of his dick than pictures of us together
I'm currently making some changes in my life. If you don't hear from me anymore, then you're probably one of them. Or I'm dead.
So much to do, haven't done anything except hook up with sailors and work on my tan.
So my dealer asked me if I wanted to join his circle because we smoked so much this summer he thinks we're dealing
I have a bruise on dick where you tried to "high five" me.
He was saying things like "cum for me like a good girl" and "put my entire python I like to call a dick in your mouth" .. Okay I might have changed that one a bit
Can we talk about how she only slept with you because you remind her of a member of a K-pop group?
I woke up on the couch screaming in pain. I don't know how ended up there or why my foot was double the size. all I know is I'm now in a cast and never drinking tequila again. worst hangover ever.
If she didn't have scissors in her hand I would have motor boated the fuck out of her when she was done cutting my hair.
This is going to be so stupid, but do you feel the calluses on my hands when I give you a handy?
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