remember when you found twisted pleasure condoms in my parents bathroom? theyre gone.
There is no way he is gay with that hair.
I hope that the reason I've been psycho on him is that I'm pregnant and not just psycho.
He's playing farmville on his phone while puking over the toilet..
she was like the girl next door.. if you lived next door to a whorehouse
She bent the beer can with her tongue. I'm scared of what she'll do to me
Not till Sunday. I'm going to sleep in my car. And I know. This place is insane. Blood on the stAirs 5 dollar slices of pizza. A girl on our floor had a stroke.
Well you wanna do it now or later? I've had three shots and I'm listening to journey by myself. Emotionally there is no better prime time than right now.
Before we rave about the healing powers of your penis, remember it nearly killed me as well.
Yea we just broke up
so do we start sexting now or later?
Fuckin wine wasted last night. Found my pants in the toilet this morning.
well it can jab him in the chin so I am 100% sure he can suck his own dick
I just smoked a joint and ate a sandwich while watching someone get arrested. Bonnaroo is a silly place.
I gave myself a charlie horse masturbating this morning. I feel like that really set the tone for the day.
my personal favorite... An "I'm sorry you broke your finger and cant play sports for awhile" blowjob!
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