Revenge fucks should not count towards the total number. They're justified.
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
Do you think we're allowed to sign male strippers into the building with a valid id?
The pet store wouldn't sell us fish because they said they could tell we were drunk.
Penises. Penises everywhereeeeeeeee. Penis ratio is sooo disproportionate. I can't NOT get laid tonight.
The intern claims someone glued plastic eyeballs to his penis last night. He going to show everyone in the conference room at 3pm. There is a $5 cover charge.
I refuse to apologize. Any dick that comes that close to my face uninvited is gonna get bit
While looking for socks, I found my mothers sex toy box. Dear god I finally understand where my kinkiness comes from.
Apparently getting drunk at a philanthropy event and tweeting about it is "frowned up"
Can I interview you during sex or would that be weird?
he brought with him gifts of cookie dough and penis. upgrading our relationship from fwb's to bf/gf was an incredibly smart merger.
Isis wins if we don't have the loudest, kinkiest sex in every part of my house tomorrow
Hey, don't blame me for the shitty evening; I wasn't the one who promised hookers, Dos Equis and foster kittens. Keith was.
You started yelling about vegans ruining the world. Because we drove past some cows eating grass.
I am drunk and aggressive about the olympixs
It's spelled Olympics
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