Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
I think I just saw the travelocity gnome in leather chaps.
Oh. They ARE dating. Kinda sad. Have such an urge to be a huge bitch and steal him but my morality is in the way. FUCK YOU MORALITY.
Hello everyone will one of you please inform me on why I woke up in a cardboard recycle dumpster with no shirt and a stuffed animal? I want to hear this explanation.
Your godly.
And yes, in case u were wondering a 25 year old high school agriculture teacher did just hit on me At Walmart bc of my pinata
remind me again why lemons and alcohol in the crock pot is a bad idea?
I found your wallet in my underwear drawer......... Don't worry I don't plan on asking any questions
wearing the bible to the ABC party, thought you'd appreciate that.
Oooo. Can we pretend to be Amanda Bynes?
She bought wigs like Disney princesses. I want to be her.
Oh god now he thinks I'm into him because I've been staring at him trying to figure out what animal he looked like
Just bailed on her the best way possible. Got tickets to the game. Only issue is.... if we lose, we not only lost, but I skipped sex to watch us lose
I just matched the dude who's car I rear ended 2 years ago on tinder. I don't think he remembers.
there's crying, and people are upset, and there's a love triangle, and a broken heart, and so much estrogen
I’m on my way to fuck the new hockey player
Ride him like a Zamboni
She was blowing air into green onions and tying knots in them to make "balloons"
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