quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
I just masturbated at work. Does that make me a prostitute since i just technically got paid to have sex?
You were plastered and wouldn't stop telling this hot girl about your plan to graffiti a church in easter colored spray-paint saying that Jesus was a Zombie... she kept saying her father was a pastor...
If there was a god I would have a big mac right now, but i don't
Sketchest drug deal yet.... I just got paid in quarters and chucky chesse tokens. I need to stop hooking my friends up.
I'm considering telling her about my dream where I made a sex tape with her boyfriend. you know to test our friendship
Yes, she did suck your dick in the bathroom to wake you up.
I would not be 19 again if you paid me. Guess who found naked pictures of themselves? Fuck cocaine
And by "hammer out the details" you know I mean spending 20 minutes on wedding plans then getting wine drunk, right?
So the keyword here is "hammered"?
Bone him for me, BONE HIM TWICE FOR ME.
I think we've reached the point in the summer were we need to go back to school. I was so bored yesterday I nearly bought blow dart gun.
I puked on his mom. Not my proudest moment
falling asleep on a hardwood floor changes a person
holy shit the yoga instructor bought his baby pig to class today
We both shit in the same closet in Santa Fe. Nothing is sacred anymore.
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