I think I have a pornographic memory.
Don't you mean photographic?
No.
You look just like Jennifer Aniston on food.
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
I know. I almost started crying. IN WHAT UNIVERSE IS THAT A TURN ON?!
Sent him a picture of my pregnant boobs from last year, think he'll notice the difference?
I bought a sword. Make the proper arrangements.
I was just the victim of a drive by judging in a horse and buggy.
The fuck? Where?
St. Mary's. Amish people. Too high for this.
By the way I got my period today. No NHL babies for me.
I have the starring role in a literal shit show.
I got "plug" during family Catch Phrase and struggled to not make a reference to butt plug so I skipped it
I just got the most majestic image of a potato sack full of dildos getting whipped at your head in slow motion.
The house across the street caught on fire today, Drunk people high centered their car tonight. Looking out my front window I get to watch police chases all the time. I am going to miss this place.
He’s actually a personal trainer. He said he hasn’t taught yoga in a while but the stripper prefers to introduce him as a yoga teacher
There's wine in the fridge here. You could leave school and we could get day drunk.
That's my favorite drunk.
that is very illegal...i love you.
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