She had been watching Bad Girls Club where the annoying girl always says "I RUN L.A.". After she got wasted she kept going up to strangers at the bar yelling "I RUN FAYETTEVILLE." I peed in her drink.
Just discovered Kim Possible porn. Life is now complete.
No mine's bigger. It just looks smaller because I'm drunk
Found him. He was passed out on the couch at the new place in a room full of burnt pizza smoke.
I give you the lube, you make me the mac and cheese, that's a pretty fair deal I think.
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
But I just had this pork pâté. It was dick grabbing.
I'm pretty sure I have enough material at this point to start a blog called Guys I've Banged in Pictures together. Why does this keep happening to me!
Surely the maintenance men have seen worse than that condom right
I just want to be like i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it
I got inside last night via doggy door
He couldn't give me an orgasm, but he did give me a UTI.
Fuck you i've put so many pretzels in her shirt
I just checked and if you bring a picture of your ex they will shred it and give you a free 'hater shot'. Would it be too much to print off one of their wedding pictures and bring it?
I really love that you're not going the 'why am I not married and having a kid yet?' route, but rather 'thank god I dodged that bullet'
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