I'm at a Rock of Love themed party. New high? New low? I can't tell.
Wait. Scratch that. It's not themed. These girls are just sluts.
I was so high I thought there were pigeons in my room. Long story short there are now donut crumbs all around my bedroom.
Just heard a guy on the phone saying " ya ill buy the eight ball " then came to my register to ask what asile the sugar substitute is on.
I'm taking stock of m life as of right now and my Friday night plans are to drink a 30 rack by myself so I can have a tv stand when it is finished
He got thrown out for leaning over the bar topless and pouring himself some beer while singing the james bond song
They have a booking log online so i can just check that instead of call
Technology: making bailing your sister out easier since 2008
all i remember is walking in on u shitting and crying listening to shawty get loose. its safe to say this break up has taken a toll on u
he calls himself the gay cupid because he matches two guys looking to hookup on craigstlist with each other. get me out of here. please.
I apparently made a "health and fitness" subcatagory called "drugs" on mint at some point. I used it to catagorize all of my nyc atm withdrawls for $60 haha
I like her. She smells like old lady but tastes like whiskey
Her roommate was talking on her cell when I came out of the bedroom and I definitely heard her describe how shitty and terrified I looked. Awesome.
If fixing it is ignoring it, and getting naked. Then yes we fixed it.
i now understand why vodka
How did i spend $200 last night?
Every time you went to get me a drink, you also came back with shots. Then you fell down the steps.
Of course he’s picking me up at the airport. I taught him the Lotus position last time we had sex.
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