You know your creepy when you look at recently tagged facebook photos of girls you want to hook up with and they include prom pictures
so now that im really awake i see that my underwear are completely ripped down the side, my shorts are on backwards, i have to go get plan b....i call last night an epic fail or success depending on how catholic i am feeling
The smartest thing I've heard Obama do is call Kayne West a jackass
im dirt poor will suck dick for halloween costume
Girls should come with a carfax report
He came on my chest. Sat back and said "hey it sorta looks like lake michigan!" kill me now...
It's hard for me to sext him when the picture i see on my phone when he texts me is his facebook default of him and his girlfriend.
he matches the description of mystery hookup #2, 4, and 7
I feel like hell. The amount of black beans I found in my hair tells me I hit rock bottom
Do you ever feel like a plastic bag?!
Did I change midway through last night?
Seven times. The most notable outfits were UFC Fighter and Top Hat Viking
Right as the plane left the gate the brownies kicked in. I dont think the guy next to me appreciated my engine noises as we took off
I'll explain later but I just had to legally commit to abstinence for the next 4 months
Are we planning this because I am online looking for places with a Mechanical bull
I gave in, made out with her, and long story short, I'm giving hetero another try.
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