I'm just sayin u wanted to sleep after ur paper. I can make u sleep
I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
i just smoke outta the biggest bowl i've ever seen. the kid was totally compensating for a tiny weeenie.
i mistaked the back of her knee for her vagina
omg i can't drink anymore.. i just pulled up my dress and started playing with my vagina
is it wrong that i plan on stealing a few pipecleaners from my preschool classroom to clean my bowl?
what am i going to do when LOST is over? What am i going to get high to?
Pretending to be straight requires way more energy than I'm willing to use in this heat.
This is me reassuring you that I'm still alive and making sure you still are.
When you guys came back from the bar, I thought everyone was a T-Rex - Thats why i was hiding under the table. Never doing shrooms with Drunk people again
Well since its impossible for me to swallow a pill this big I'm making wine slushies out of them
I gave him my yeast infection. HOW THE FUCK DOES THAT EVEN WORK?
This little girl and her dad are walking behind me. "Why is he wearing pajamas?" Mind your own business, kid.
I'm sending you a dick pic. Ill tell the other ppl in this pancheros its cool
Don't send a pic of dick unless it's inside the burrito
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