I don't think anyone has ever said "boy I'm glad I took those shots of everclear" when they wake up
She woke me up, whispered "I like the size of your dick", kissed me, and rolled over and went back to sleep
It's sad because pictures are supposed to say a thousand words, and theirs just say 'fat'
We're going clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
What will that accomplish?
It will accomplish clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
So when I got her home I realized being a lesbian again isn't like riding a bike...
please dont ever try to drink horizontally again. I thought I was going to have to give you cpr
We just did a shot to "getting laid in the bar bathroom". I love where this thursday is headed
He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
I don't know if I have the sustained energy level for partying hard
Not a choice. You are mistaking my comments as options. My statements are facts. This is what is happening.
I miss eating meals at a table and having unprotected sex..
Just peed on my foot. Thank you Sunday hangovers.
it's a simple rule - pass out shirtless on the couch, become an airsoft target.
I don't know what that means. But if you take off your pants, you'll probably get arrested.
Really stoned me is having a very serious, intent conversation with my mom about egg rolls and koolaid flavors.
you weren't there so I had to flirt with him on your behalf
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