Well apparently he's into motor boating.
we used that portable toilet as a cooler to keep coronas. next person who tells me hospitals arn't fun needs to come party in rm 180.
The drink u got me is pineapple something w. Cigarete ashes in it.ima drink it anyway
I got a job at a micro-brewery. Now who made the bigger mistake, them or me?
Yeah apparently i got lonely because everyone was hooking up so i took matters into my own hands. I woke up on the floor spooning a vaccuum cleaner, a mop, 40 paper cups, and industrial grade detergent.
Honestly, your dog is in better hands with that homeless guy.
Everyone is hammered wasted already...young, old, the dying, babies...we got them all
I'm not sure if you saw my recent facebook update, but I have already put the Radio Flyer wagon to good use. I had someone pull me to the nearest bar.
you can't tell me it's over and send me pics of you and your cat?
Don't tell me 'the Fonzie' doesn't work. Went to see Shakespeare high and gave the sign to the dude playing Macbeth. Now at a cast party getting blown. All hail the Fonz.
They tried to dine n dash at dennys and the waiter jumped on their car and broke their windshield
You have to start asking people if they're gay before you kiss them..
I wore home his HoHoHo boxers. I've never felt such a connection to an article of clothing.
Just for the record, I did not have sex in your bed. Happy 4th of July.
Never let the horse trainer ride you, always ride the horse trainer. I have huge bruises on my thighs from his hip bones. That's how hard he rode me
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