I haven't had sex in so long I'll probably find some stranger, feel guilty, go w/o sex for several months and do it all over again...always something to look forward to
So, how was the dinner
Just like the ex wife, cold, fatty, and expensive.
Oh my god he is having a sentimental moment right now.
He just sent me like a really heartfelt confession of love in which he ended with "make the apt, I'll hold your hand while you get your clit pierced."
Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
She was about to go down when you guys iced me. Thanks bro
The secrurity code on my debit card is 420, can not lose this card.
I was so drunk. I apparently did a flip over the balcony using it as monkey bars. Ya I hurt a bit today
Handcuffed our DD to a naked stripper don't think he will try to sneak out
He can pick locks you know
That's the reason for the naked stripper
I've found a new low. I was climb-on-the-bar-piano drunk.
Tbh I fell asleep cuddling a bag of Brazilian nuts. Franzia never dissappoints me
Have you ever looked death in the face and have the urge to shit yourself. I'm in that situation right now.
Well I'm a full service fuck buddy so lemme know if I can get you food or water or anything
Nothing more awkward that being butt ass naked in a guys bed and his ex wife shows up with his kid....
What do you mean not that crazy? I had sex last night. with my\nBOSS. in the restaurant where we WORK.... ON A DINNER TABLE.
No I come to this class stoned every week. Except last week when I was drinking in class
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